Alien Genders

Down at the Drones Club (a intellectuals club) where myself and various other PhD colleagues meet once a week and enjoy billiards, darts and a few 15 year Laphroaig's were jokingly discussing the possibility of Aliens and their assigned genders. After a few good hearted chuckles I started to take the topic a little more seriously and thought to myself why would this be silly? Today I went over the data I have collected to do with the subject (obtained in the last few years) and discovered some interesting anomalies. In my professional opinion the Aliens do not come in Male and Female varieties but other new and even more stranger Genders. To compare these to Male and Female would be like comparing different vehicle manufacturers - you simply cannot do it.